键盘侠|申京递补入选全明星请别上纲上线！狄龙已经哭晕在厕所

NBA官方宣布，NBA总裁萧华指定申京入选全明星，替代受伤的雷霆球星亚历山大，代表国际队参赛。

亚历山大此前遭遇腹部肌肉拉伤，将缺席至全明星赛后。这是申京连续第二个赛季入选全明星。

[–][LAL] Luka Dončićgaryschronology 3357 points 14 hours ago

The timing couldn't have been better.

湖人球迷：这时间点选得简直不能更完美了。

[–]Timberwolveswhiterice_343 1554 points 13 hours ago

This is a bitch move, Adam

森林狼球迷：亚当，这一招真是个“碧池”行为。

[–]tr_thrwy_588 178 points 12 hours ago*

I'm a bitch, my name is Adam, such a bitch whose name is Adam, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm such a fucking bitch 🎶🎵

球迷：我是个碧池，我叫亚当，一个叫亚当的碧池，我是个碧池，我是个碧池，我真是个该死的碧池🎶🎵（改编自南方公园歌词）

[–]76ersSecondHandFood 72 points 12 hours ago

Remember when Silver forced Colangelo on the Sixers to move Hinkie out for tarnishing the brand of the nba (in a major city) to have Colangelo be a complete joke of a human and now we have like 7 teams openly sitting players to better their lottery odds. Good job protecting the integrity of the league - presented by Kalshi, Crypto, and Domestic Violence.

76人球迷：还记得肖华当初强行把科朗吉洛塞给76人，赶走辛基，理由是辛基败坏了NBA（在一个大城市）的品牌形象吗？结果科朗吉洛做人简直是个笑话，而现在我们有大概7支球队公然让球员轮休来摆烂争状元签。 干得漂亮啊，维护了联盟的正直性——本节目由Kalshi博彩、加密货币和家庭暴力联合呈现。

[–]Trail Blazersozairh18 22 points 11 hours ago

Silver also gave the Mavericks the No. 1 pick after they trade Luka to LA for pennies and said something along the lines of “they tried to win and were rewarded for it”

开拓者球迷：在独行侠把东契奇贱卖给洛杉矶之后，肖华还把状元签给了独行侠，并且说了类似“他们努力想赢球，所以得到了回报”这种鬼话。

[–]DownFromHere 286 points 13 hours ago*

Adam's commitment to supporting misogyny should be studied. Seriously, what's with this guy? EDIT: It's more of a commentary on Adam than Sengun. Sengun calling the ref a btch is wrong but Adam is a perpetual enabler of the behavior. Jaxson Hayes was suspended 1 game for shoving a mascot off his foot, though the second part hasn't been confirmed. Everyone expected Alperen would receive the same punishment and Adam held back. Even with Hayes, his behavior against the mascot was treated more seriously than his own domestic violence incident against his ex-girlfriend, whom the NBA never reached out to interview. If you want to say it's easier for the NBA to punish Hayes for the shove because the mascot was also an NBA employee, remember Joshua Primo? He sexually harassed a Spurs employee and the NBA didn't get involved. The CBA says the commissioner can suspend those involved in domestic violence for as long as he sees fit, but they never face a serious consequence. Adam protects guys who aren't even big money makers. It's just misogyny.

球迷：亚当·肖华致力支持厌女症的行为值得好好研究一下。说真的，这家伙到底怎么回事？ 修改：这更多是针对亚当的评论，而不是申京。 申京骂裁判是碧池确实不对，但亚当一直是这种行为的纵容者。杰克逊·海斯因为推搡吉祥物被禁赛一场。大家都以为申京会受到同样的惩罚，但亚当却按兵不动。即使是海斯，他对吉祥物的行为受到的处罚也比他对自己前女友的家暴行为更严重，NBA甚至从来没去采访过那位受害者。 如果你想说NBA惩罚海斯推搡吉祥物更容易是因为吉祥物也是NBA员工，那还记得约书亚·普里莫吗？他性骚扰了一名马刺员工，但NBA根本没有介入。 劳资协议规定总裁可以根据具体情况对涉嫌家暴的人员进行禁赛，但他们从未面临严重后果。亚当甚至保护那些根本不赚钱的球员。这就是纯粹的厌女症。

[–]Bucksthrowawayforsizetalk 178 points 13 hours ago

Adam Silver looks like the type of dude who'd be an incel if he hadn't climbed the NBA corporate ladder

雄鹿球迷：亚当·肖华看起来就像那种如果没爬上NBA高层就会成为“非自愿独身者（普信男/仇女男）”的家伙。

[–]Supersonicstinybathroomfaucet 90 points 13 hours ago

You think a hot-headed comment should mean Sengun is not picked? He made a mistake but let’s not go overboard now

超音速球迷：你觉得一句上头的评论就应该让申京落选全明星吗？他确实犯了错，但我们别太上纲上线了。

[–]76ersOrangeMonkE 907 points 14 hours ago

When are they gonna announce Giannis’s?

76人球迷：他们什么时候宣布字母哥的替补？

[–]PistonsBasic-Collection5416 389 points 14 hours ago

I think they moved KAT to the world team and named Kawhi to the US team.

活塞球迷：我觉得他们把唐斯移到了世界队，然后把伦纳德选进了美国队。

[–]Heatcl353 165 points 13 hours ago

nah they just added kawhi to equal out the teams, they still need to replace giannis

热火球迷：不，他们只是加了伦纳德来平衡两队人数，他们还需要选人顶替字母哥。

[–]San Diego ClippersAlThorntonTruther 74 points 13 hours ago

There was 9 international players (if you include KAT) and 15 USA. Giannis is out and Kawhi was added to equal them out. So Kawhi is the Giannis replacement

快船球迷：之前有9名国际球员（算上唐斯的话）和15名美国球员。字母哥退出了，伦纳德被加进来平衡人数。所以伦纳德就是字母哥的替补。

[–]Thunder_Apatosaurus_ 145 points 12 hours ago

This is what makes the new format so cool. It's so convoluted that I don't even know how many all stars they need or who is replacing what. Great changes by Silver.

雷霆球迷：这就是新赛制酷的地方。它复杂到我根本不知道他们需要多少全明星，或者谁在顶替谁。肖华改得真棒。

[–]LakersApart-Leadership1402 11 points 13 hours ago

Thank you for not writing Gianni's. I think this is genuinely the first time i'm seeing someone write it right, my stupid OCD hates Gianni's😂

湖人球迷：谢谢你没写成Gianni's（加了撇号）。我觉得这真是我第一次看到有人写对了，我愚蠢的强迫症讨厌死Gianni's了😂

[–]76ersOrangeMonkE 26 points 13 hours ago

LMAO that’s always bc of autocorrect. It has no grasp of Giannis being a person

76人球迷：笑死，那总是因为自动更正。系统根本理解不了Giannis是个人名。

[–]PuzzleheadedMode7517 181 points 13 hours ago

Brooks in tears

球迷：狄龙·布鲁克斯已哭晕在厕所。

[–]SpursWD51 455 points 14 hours ago

The framework basically states that Silver would have to choose a western conference foreign player. Seems like it's between him and Markannen and with the Jazz tamking right now the Rockets record gave Sengun the edge.

马刺球迷：规则框架基本上规定肖华必须选一名西部联盟的外国球员。看起来就在申京和马尔卡宁之间选，考虑到爵士正在摆烂，火箭的战绩让申京占据了优势。

[–]DeadZombie9 48 points 13 hours ago

Except none of what you wrote is true. Kawhi was simply added as a commissioner pick to make sure there's enough players for the 2 USA teams. Nothing to do with Giannis or the East/West split.

球迷：除了你写的这些都不是真的。伦纳德只是作为总裁特别挑选加入的，以确保有足够的球员组成两支美国队。 这跟字母哥或者东/西部分区没关系。

[–]Celticseyekayzee 368 points 13 hours ago

Bro this "World vs USA" format is disgusting. So when Shai gets injured they need to find someone in the west and not born in the US to replace him? Does this mean we need an international Eastern Conference player to replace Giannis? They gonna throw Paolo in there and call him Italian? lol

凯尔特人球迷：兄弟，这个“世界队 vs 美国队”的赛制真恶心。所以当亚历山大受伤时，他们需要在西部找一个非美国出生的球员来顶替他？这是否意味着我们需要一个东部的国际球员来顶替字母哥？他们会不会把班凯罗扔进去然后硬说他是意大利人？哈哈。

[–]DoctaDavy 112 points 12 hours ago

Lé-Bron?!

球迷：勒-布朗（假装法语发音）？！

[–]76ersFossill4 71 points 13 hours ago

Joel

76人球迷：恩比德啊。

[–]Raptorsbigraptorr 32 points 12 hours ago

He plays for Team USA. He shouldnt count.

猛龙球迷：他为美国队效力。他不应该算国际球员。

[–]HikmetLeGuin 16 points 11 hours ago

It's unclear what the rules are, but he's very much Cameroonian (in addition to American) and would have played for Cameroon if they had qualified for the Olympics.

球迷：现在的规则还不清楚，但他绝对是喀麦隆人（除了是美国人之外），如果喀麦隆获得奥运会资格，他本来会为喀麦隆效力的。

[–]NetsGoosedukee 812 points 14 hours ago

Adam Silver supports misogyny comfirmed

篮网球迷：亚当·肖华实锤支持厌女症。

[–]FranceBroski28of25 301 points 14 hours ago

Sengun calls a ref a bitch, Sengun becomes an All star. Damn..

球迷：申京管裁判叫碧池，申京成了全明星。靠……

[–]cuntsmen 138 points 13 hours ago

Jfc people are acting like Sengun is Hitler himself. He apologised and the ref accepted it. Move on.

球迷：天啊，人们搞得好像申京是战犯一样。他道歉了，裁判也接受了。翻篇吧。

[–]RocketsRologames 461 points 14 hours ago

The sub is such a circlejerk lol

火箭球迷：这个论坛真是个自嗨圈子，呵呵。

[–]NBAFeedbackSmart2162 291 points 14 hours ago

I mean tbf this is genuinely hilarious timing

球迷：说实话，这时间点确实太搞笑了。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramalozz 131 points 13 hours ago

If it was really about misogyny, people would have problems with Ant getting selected as well.

湖人球迷：如果这真的关乎厌女症，那人们也应该对爱德华兹入选有意见才对。

[–]ntpbr1 132 points 13 hours ago

But Ant is charismatic and people like him so let’s ignore it. Bunch of performative bullshit from this sub lol. This sub only cares about stuff like this when its players they already hate

球迷：但是爱德华兹有魅力，大家都喜欢他，所以就无视了呗。这论坛里全是一群做样子的伪君子，哈哈。只有当这种事发生在他们本来就讨厌的球员身上时，这论坛才会关心。

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